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Elke & Claudia

Dear Weapon,

Over the past week we’ve noticed that while you do like us, you like Claudia & Elka BETTER. We understand why since they are sweet and cuddly and have nice laughs. But unless you want to be a cat in the box en route to Deutschland please take the time to face the facts. New York is not Berlin and Berlin is not New York. So please. Stop stalking outside their door and peeping around their old room. Your expectant looks make it all the more disappointing that the two are gone. Just nibble on the blooming tulip bulbs they left us, if you must, and remember.

Your roommates,

Jen and Emily.


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